"Hey, nice butt. What time does it open?"
OKAY LAST ONE, I NEED TO GO TO BED
HIGH SCHOOL BAD PICK UP LINES!REINER it’s a thing ok
and then him huffing and showing John and telling him that he’s aging and he doesn’t want to age because he won’t be able to run and his brain won’t be as brilliant and he’ll be wrinkly and dull and John places his hands on either side of his face and says “you’ll always be my beautiful genius”